SemiGabriella checa su mail

Normalmente yo sólo leo mails cuando me dicen "Oye, te mande todo a tu mail"... tampoco escribo mails más que para ciertas personillas especiales, o para gente que necesita que le mande todo a su mail. En fin... hoy checaba mi mail, y pensé "Quizá no está tan agusto seguir teniendo 79 mensajes sin leer; voy a leer algunos"

Aquí extractos de lo que me encontré:


"FROM. Mr DANKO SALAMACCOUNTING OFFICER IN FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. BANK OF AFRICAN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO .
All the pleasure is mine to write this message to you in order to request your invaluable partnership for the realization of a very important transaction which must be treated with great discretion. I ask of you from this very begining to excuses me for all the inconveniences which my mail may cause you; all the same though we do not know each other personally and we have never meet before. I believe firmly that a true confidence can be born from our communication and thus support a true partnership between you and I.
I am audit manager, in foreign remittance department here in Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso; I have been working in this banking institution for the pass 14 years.
It was during my investigation in the bank I discover that the deceased customer Deposited the sum of $29,850,000 dollar (Twenty Nine Million Eight Hundred An Fifty Thousand Dollars) and I notice in the file that during the deposition of this money with the Bank he did not indicate is true next of kin to the board of directors in is Paper work with the bank of Africa here in Burkina Faso west Africa."

Aquí básicamente dice que debo confiar en un extraño de nombre Danko que no puede typear smallaccounting y que trabaja en un banco llamado Ouagadougou, en Burkina Faso.
En cuanto tenga certeza de que Burkina Faso no es el nombre de un edificio de mi colonia le contestaré, sólo porque suena super convincente.



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Aquí me avisan, del modo más misterioso posible, que le acabo de pegar al gordo... pero en Inglaterra. Vaya si son eficientes. Yo nunca he estado en Inglaterra.



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